Kliban by B. Kliban for September 05, 2022

I’m waiting for the electric toilet paper.

Later, there was Wallace and Grommit in “The Wrong Trousers.” Although, all things considered, I prefer the concept of “Flubber” shoes.

I gotta say, that horse seems to be a lot more interested in what’s going on than any horse I’ve ever seen.

That’s roughly an eight minute mile. Any faster than 4.5 MPH and I have to start running. To me, shoes that go 7 MPH would feel like sprinting.

At least he has a battery pack, instead of having to plug into the wall and use a REALLY long extension cord.

TAKE BACK THE COLORIZATION!!!

LOL, the look on the horse is hysterical…

God speed….

This is backwards. They have shoes that convert impact to voltage to charge phones.

This was unfortunate when the user was only going six miles an hours.

The first electric shoes were patented by Niccolo Tesla’s lesser know brother Chuck. Chuck had to get out from under his brother’s shadow and changed his last name to Taylor and later did quite well with a different type of shoe.

Science charging forward. Look Out For That Puddle!

Considering that I have a prosthetic leg, I could prob’ly use these!

Reminds me of the “automatic walker” panel he did - a backpack-style machine is worn, equipped with thigh pads and assorted levers to continually provide leg-lift and power forward momentum. Looked like quite the calorie (and patience) burner! : )

IS HE WEARING A MOHAIR SUIT ??

Literally steam punk.