The number you have dialed is not a working number…
This is because he hasn’t had his first cup of coffee yet.
If you get a busy signal, his brain must be WORKing….lady.
A busy signal would show that he’s thinking.
Wait! Did Mother Gargle just admit that Brutus’ brain is busy?
Call mother hag and you’ll get “This number is NO Longer in service”
It could be worse. If you were to call Mother Gargoyle on a video conference call – the monitor screen would shatter!
Let’s introduce Mother Gargle to the PHB.
If Mother Gargle called would it be blocked by his SPAM filter?
Wow, Momma Gargle complemented Brutus. She said he’s busy brained. What a plus.
And she is a busy body..
One can’t help but wonder what Brutus is thinking. My guess is, “I knew I should have put more Bailey’s Irish Cream in this coffee.”
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
would there be at least some music to listen to. :)
considering the company, brutus is in the best place he could be…
I tell them my mind is like lighting flashes then there!
Brutus is daydreaming because Mother Gargle is a nightmare…“Think happy thoughts…” Apologies to J.M. Barrie Peter Pan and Disney.
That smile is because Brutus has blocked your number.
I noticed the plant she walked past. (mother in laws tongue)
That’s better than out of order!
You are so very correct. He is always thinking ahead, like the great thinker that he is. And like so many other geniuses, he gets lost in his thoughts necessitating getting his attention before you can engage him in conversation….
Only Brutus Thornapple would have a brain that is permanently off the hook.
What’s a busy signal?
You can leave a (yet another) message, but he still won’t acknowledge your call.
And yours would only be answered by Ernestine, who would not connect your call, while verbally abusing you… (“One ringy-dingy…”) ☺
It could be his receiver is off the hook. You have to this old to get this.
I figured Brutus to be more like a phone with a desperate need for a charge. Or maybe no service, out of range.
That’s his defense against mother spam.
Dial 1-Gargoyle…fax machine?
Well, looking lost in thought worked Brutus, the old witch left you alone in peace.
More likely off the hook…..
Brutus is just delighting in the fact of your departure.
sounds a good filter – if it is Mother Gargle calling send busy signal
Careful there Gargoyle. He’s probably fantasizing an excruciating ending to your existence. Or at least your permanent eviction from his house.
More likely they would get NO answer, i.e., no one home or not able to answer.
That’s because he is thinking deep thoughts, you old hag! TEAM BRUTUS!!!
May 08, 2015
jpsomebody almost 2 years ago
The number you have dialed is not a working number…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This is because he hasn’t had his first cup of coffee yet.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If you get a busy signal, his brain must be WORKing….lady.
wjones almost 2 years ago
A busy signal would show that he’s thinking.
Uncle Kenny almost 2 years ago
Wait! Did Mother Gargle just admit that Brutus’ brain is busy?
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Call mother hag and you’ll get “This number is NO Longer in service”
dcdete. almost 2 years ago
It could be worse. If you were to call Mother Gargoyle on a video conference call – the monitor screen would shatter!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Let’s introduce Mother Gargle to the PHB.
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
If Mother Gargle called would it be blocked by his SPAM filter?
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wow, Momma Gargle complemented Brutus. She said he’s busy brained. What a plus.
GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And she is a busy body..
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
One can’t help but wonder what Brutus is thinking. My guess is, “I knew I should have put more Bailey’s Irish Cream in this coffee.”
Randall J. Harris Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
Chris almost 2 years ago
would there be at least some music to listen to. :)
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
considering the company, brutus is in the best place he could be…
krs27 almost 2 years ago
I tell them my mind is like lighting flashes then there!
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Brutus is daydreaming because Mother Gargle is a nightmare…“Think happy thoughts…” Apologies to J.M. Barrie Peter Pan and Disney.
rhpii almost 2 years ago
That smile is because Brutus has blocked your number.
MaCookie7 almost 2 years ago
I noticed the plant she walked past. (mother in laws tongue)
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s better than out of order!
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
You are so very correct. He is always thinking ahead, like the great thinker that he is. And like so many other geniuses, he gets lost in his thoughts necessitating getting his attention before you can engage him in conversation….
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Only Brutus Thornapple would have a brain that is permanently off the hook.
PouluCBagumba almost 2 years ago
What’s a busy signal?
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
You can leave a (yet another) message, but he still won’t acknowledge your call.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
And yours would only be answered by Ernestine, who would not connect your call, while verbally abusing you… (“One ringy-dingy…”) ☺
petermerck almost 2 years ago
It could be his receiver is off the hook. You have to this old to get this.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I figured Brutus to be more like a phone with a desperate need for a charge. Or maybe no service, out of range.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
That’s his defense against mother spam.
andersjg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Dial 1-Gargoyle…fax machine?
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Well, looking lost in thought worked Brutus, the old witch left you alone in peace.
daleandkristen almost 2 years ago
More likely off the hook…..
lawguy05 almost 2 years ago
Brutus is just delighting in the fact of your departure.
John M almost 2 years ago
sounds a good filter – if it is Mother Gargle calling send busy signal
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Careful there Gargoyle. He’s probably fantasizing an excruciating ending to your existence. Or at least your permanent eviction from his house.
Kirk P Premium Member almost 2 years ago
More likely they would get NO answer, i.e., no one home or not able to answer.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s because he is thinking deep thoughts, you old hag! TEAM BRUTUS!!!