A man in a small town was approached by the temperance organization because he’d never drank alcohol and he was quite healthy at 90 years old. He agreed to allow them to interview him on camera at his home. While setting up in the living room everyone heard a terrible racket in the kitchen: thumping, breaking glass, clattering, and loud swearing. The lady leading the temperance effort asked her host what in the world was that?His answer: “Oh, that’s just Dad. He’s drunk again.”
C over 2 years ago
Old school
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
His dad has a long lifeline…..
'IndyMan' over 2 years ago
Good going, Biz, it has been a long time since some one has shaken Roz’s world ! ! ! !
jmolay161 over 2 years ago
If Biz’s father eats at Roz’s, it may be his last visit.
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
He must be one tough old buzzard.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
His father is still alive? His species is very long lived.
Just-me over 2 years ago
HIs dad Lazarus Long?
bobbyferrel over 2 years ago
I had an aunt that died at the age of 106. But the baby lived.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good joke. Did not see that one coming.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Some old birds live to a ripe age…
FGWaiss over 2 years ago
A man in a small town was approached by the temperance organization because he’d never drank alcohol and he was quite healthy at 90 years old. He agreed to allow them to interview him on camera at his home. While setting up in the living room everyone heard a terrible racket in the kitchen: thumping, breaking glass, clattering, and loud swearing. The lady leading the temperance effort asked her host what in the world was that?His answer: “Oh, that’s just Dad. He’s drunk again.”
Claymore Premium Member over 2 years ago
Would Biz’s dad be Old Man Sedgewick?
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Homecoming at Roz’s!!
MFRXIM Premium Member over 2 years ago
What species of bird is Roz?
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Looks like bird’s beaks are like human noses, they continue to grow throughout your life. Old Biz has quite the snazolla.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good gene pool!
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
Biz: " What’s the big deal? My grandfather is dropping dad off for the visit!"
Mediatech over 2 years ago
Must be a tough old bird
gobbledygook over 2 years ago
I wish my father was still alive. He’s a lucky man.