Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 05, 2022

But that’s how I roll.

The right way

Never! I’m on a roll!

Who cares. Life is full of crap anyway.

If that’s your biggest problem, you are blessed.

Most of that motivational stuff only works on paper.

Where’s the Rewind button???

At issue: A tissue controversy.

“Okay. Butt I can’t do it on my own.

I’m going to need some help to get (my life) turned around."

To each, his own…

A lot will depend on whether there’s a cat around.

Over the top is how the original patent showed it.

But then there are always those who are willing to dare to break with convention.

It seems apparent which is the more popular.

My mother’s rule was, whoever scrubs the toilet gets to decide the TP direction. Never got any arguments.

If you have cats, you put the paper under. If you put it over, when cats discover the paper, it will be all over the bathroom floor.

If you have cats, putting your TP on like on the left is the only way to prevents tons of paper on that floor. My wife learned that the hard way.

Ah. Potty humor.

The Right Way, The Wrong Way and Mom’s Way. ;)

Stay the course – you’re on a roll!

Take the Over/Under…

Trying to be a roll model but going a bit over the top.

For everything turn, turn, turn there is a season turn, turn, turn….

And do it, soon!

♬ crabs walk sideways; lobsters walk straight…

we have that (t)issue here. Fortunately we have two bathrooms, so each of us can do it “our way”.

Should always be over the top. Like Dave.

Party in the back. Business in the front.

The solution to a peaceful household.

Whatta think of the newly lighted toilet seat?

Don’t do it. You’re right, he’s wrong! #TEAMUNDER

Except you are the one tracking the wrong way.

cats and toddlers will leave a mess…

over/under does not matter, just make sure there is TP available, or a bidet