Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 10, 2022

No, no, that’s the main jail gang.

Everyone who passes along a chain letter deserves to be put on a chain gang.

I always wondered where they came from…

“YOU’VE GOT MAIL”….. (Reliving AOL era)

Reply all is arguably one of the worst features of email ever invented.

Quite often my boss is part of the email distribution on an issue that I need to work with the rest or only some members of my staff. I leave him out of the discussions until we have an answer.

Also if an email bounces back and forth more than three times, it’s worth a personal visit or a video chat.

“Yes Boss – got this email over here, boss. On to the next one, boss. Can I hit ‘Reply All’, boss?”

I always dumped them in the garbage….garbage-in-garbage-out!

If it does come back is that a failure to communicate? (Drawl)

“Well don’t you know……”

“Got any hard boiled eggs, Boss?”

Hey, Dave!! The trees kinda look like nuclear mushrooms….. just sayin.

“But Boss!! one of the names is YOURS!”

Shaking it here, Boss!

Sorry, but at best they’re wearing cloth armor.

Ticketa tacketa click click is the sound of these men working on a chain gang. Somehow that doesn’t seem to fit well into the lyrics of a song.

This is what happens to you if you don’t respond and the unicorn dies.

What we got here, is a failure to communicate.