Close to Home by John McPherson for September 05, 2022

Excellent choice of verbiage amid the black spaces. It really lets your mind wander over the choices.

“Headless sheep”?

This was just a test, of the Country Emergency Redacting Information Corporation, this was only a test…

nice try kid, un redact it or you’re getting an F.

I’ll give you a “plus” for keeping up with current events. But whether it’s an F+ or something more will depend on how quickly you reveal what’s under those blackout lines.

I know who that spy was based on information given!

Copy that page 300 times, fill in different information, and you have a history book.

yeah we all know what happens when you know a little “too much” on certain things…..

University of North South Dakota at Hoople?

We’ll just have to redact that A+ I was going to give you, then.

If you redact sump’n, does that make you a redactator?…

… where’s my Sharpie, I’m gonna have to redactate this statement! Nope that doesn’t sound right! Is it redactatator? redactorate?︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀

ǝp︎o︎ɔ ʇn︎o︎q︎ɐ ʇɐ︀ɥʍ︎

@ronaldspence – Right on…right on!

Yep, typical school assignment in Florida these days.

He fished out of a golden toilet in Mar-a-Lago…

It was bound to happen…

Inspired by our transparent leaders.

Kinda tough to read without the punctuation.

What do you think Bleeb is the teacher going to buy it?

Cool!!!!!!! Where’d he get the University of North Umberland T-shirt? Bleeb, how come you’ve got black marker all over your hands? Little Alien Dude — watch out for those size 11 sneakers! :)

Mad-Libs

Looks a lot like the Mueller report.