Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2022

Suggesting that Jarvis really doesn’t get paid that much and that he lives in some dingy over priced hole in the wall apartment that he must frequent “high end” shops like 7-11 ?

Jarvis needs to check the space between the sofa cushions more often. He could supplement his meager salary quite nicely.

gUMMY BEARS GIVES AN ICKY EXPERIENCE

Or in this case, on top of them. I like the strips with the little rotter.

So do I. He’s the best character in this strip.

All I found in my couch cushion was a thousand dollar bill?

Anyone who’s fished a dime from seat cushions, raise your hand …

Montblanc Meisterstück, an overpriced, fancy gold or platinum plated $400 writing pen.

Exhibiting the curiosity of children. It makes him vaguely human.

I’d be happy to check all his couch cushions.

A Seven-eleven key ring? Jarvis! Have some style!

Darn – all I have ever found is the lost remote.

I would have said the Krugerrand myself, but that’s just me…..

Must have spilled out of the grab bowl at the last grownup ‘mixer’ party.

The face of a Krugerrand coin bears the image of Paul Kruger, who was president of the South African Republic from 1883 to 1900. He was much beloved by many colonialists, the same people who thot that the African natives whose people had lived in the area since time immemorial were savages deserving nothing more than exploitation. The coin is certainly an appropriate symbol for self-centered, wealthy would-be overlords.

Just don’t eat the water-crackers with dried foie gras on them …

There are couch and Couch.

Poor Jarvis. (Take that any way you choose.)

Apparently the Nuttinghams do not even notice the loss of such trivial items as Sedgie enumerates….

so Krugerrands are loose change? lol