Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,
Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.
Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.
And sometimes even a little angry.
At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.
Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?
Sometimes even pi**ed off
Usually they’re happy as a clam.
But they tend to be very shellfish.
Your puns are giving me a haddock.
Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.
Puns are good for the sole.
She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.
He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino
If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.
ba dum tss
Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!
And they are NOT happy.
AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.
LOL!
Funny!
So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..
Superfrog over 2 years ago
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,
Imagine over 2 years ago
Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago
And sometimes even a little angry.
jmolay161 over 2 years ago
At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?
eced52 over 2 years ago
Sometimes even pi**ed off
Doug K over 2 years ago
Usually they’re happy as a clam.
MacGuyver over 2 years ago
But they tend to be very shellfish.
Lotus over 2 years ago
Your puns are giving me a haddock.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.
joannesshadow over 2 years ago
Puns are good for the sole.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 2 years ago
He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
ba dum tss
robin.axten Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!
stamps over 2 years ago
And they are NOT happy.
JohnHarry Premium Member over 2 years ago
AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.
kathleenhicks62 over 2 years ago
LOL!
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Funny!
gammaguy over 2 years ago
So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.