Close to Home by John McPherson for September 15, 2022

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    In this case. That’s not saying much.

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    oldpine52  about 2 years ago

    As smart as a whip, just not as useful.

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    baddawg1989  about 2 years ago

    But is he as sharp as a tack? ;-)

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    Good thing the other machine attached to a post!

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Next, a bag of marbles.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Also as smart as a turnip, a roadkill skunk, …

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    Leroy  about 2 years ago

    Thus the wisecracks??

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That’s good to know. It is going straight onto his resume.

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    A regular Whipper-Snapper…

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    Now let me share my knowledge: The crack of a whip comes from a loop traveling along the whip, gaining speed until it reaches the speed of sound and creates a sonic boom.

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    scpandich  about 2 years ago

    Hi Bleeb!

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    CrimsonOne18  about 2 years ago

    He should have a tiny whip in his hand. :)

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    … but he’s not as quick.

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    Prey  about 2 years ago

    That test is not all it´s cracked up to be!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He may look as smart as a rock, but I’m bettin’ he’s as dumb as a bag of cookies.

    Wait… that doesn’t sound right!

    (Green Plaid Alert – everybody has to do a shot)

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    geese28  about 2 years ago

    He has an awfully large cranium anyway

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    ars731  about 2 years ago

    When an problem comes along, He’ll whip it… whip it good.

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    sobrown51  about 2 years ago

    …. I hope one of them took offense at that crack.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Ouch! That smarts,

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 years ago

    Don’t be prejudiced because it’s a minority whip.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    The only smarting a whip does is when you get whipped by one.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Looks certainly can be deceiving!!!!!!! Bleeb, tie his shoelaces together. :)

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Fair enough. But tell me this: how smart is a whip?

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    PaintTheDust  about 2 years ago

    My intelligence test came back negative.

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    Baucuva  about 2 years ago

    Bummer.

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    spaced man spliff  about 2 years ago

    Is this a Scientology E-meter scam—oops—I mean test?

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