The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2022

Ouch!!

She should sanitize that broom stick more often.

Scratch one infection.

Once a month she gets together with her sisters to play canasten

“Old Scratch” has dealt her a dirty hand?

Whatever you do don’t use vinegar and water!

Ewww!!!

Front to back! Front to back!

If Dorothy shows up that’ll be the yeast of her problems.

Down South

She’ll scratch you, and your little dog too!

she might get a rise out of that

Been dealing with a skin rash from a drug allergy for a couple of weeks now. For those believing in eternal punishment in h*ll, that one would rank up there with the best.

Whopper with cheese

Bring on the Lanacane!

The coven talks about the fungus among us!

Add a little barley and hops and she’ll have a great brew. (IPA of course)

ew

Diflucan is a pill, so much easier and less messy.

No wonder she’s so cranky…

I wonder if the folks at Monistat appreciate the plug.

Don’t go there. No… I mean really… don’t go THERE. Ewwww.

Ewww!!! Nasty!!!!!

Just, do not rinse with water.

Little itch all grown up. (I don’t expect many to get this very old comic reference.)

DJ itch n scratch.

Oh, yuck!

Judging by the poster and the headlamp, the doctor is an ENT. Why would she be seeing him about that itch?

Ewww

I’m NOT gonna even touch this one! (…Be Loco!)

If she’s not careful she could turn into Princess Toadstool! ;-p

Better than what might otherwise be a 16th-century fertility unguent used by The Serpent Queen when she was younger!

TMI!

Is this a scratch and sniff joke???