Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 16, 2022

Magnifico-o-o-ooooo!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

“Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me / Galileo, Galileo / Galileo, Galileo / Galileo, Figaro – magnificoo”

From “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen.

When a teacher asked me what I knew about Galileo I told him I’d heard he was a poor boy from a poor family and he was afraid of certain kinds of weather.

Ever since the Queen sent him these Bohemians, it’s been like this.

Will he be observing Mercury tonight?

Since everyone is punning on Bohemian Rhapsody, I figured I’d join in and try to figure out what part of the lyrics would make a good pun. But sadly, I couldn’t…because… nothing really matters.

I have to go now, I’m being told I have to get off the computer… AGAIN!

Tis written in the stars…⭐️

Not to mention the catholic church.

This made me laugh AND smile!

Great job punatics.

Why must they do that?

Obviously, by order of the Queen.

I actually read review of Wayne’s World in a college paper where the young lady writing it talked about them driving along “singing classical music”.

You’re my sunshine and I want you to know…you’re my best friend.

Marco Polo had a similar problem.

Maybe they’re Bohemian

Because Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.

wonder if he rides his bicycle to work…

Bismillah, no!

Good question. Why?

Mama Mia, Mama Mia!