Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 22, 2022

I can hear it now: “Hello again, Agnes.” … “Hello, Mr. Principal.”

Poor Agnes! Sometimes clarity eludes her.

Agnes is digging herself in deeper and deeper.

Next stop: principal’s office.

This is due more to your perspicacity than my perspicuity.

Thid reminds me of my grade 12 academic level English teacher’s issues with my report on the symbolism found in the classic book “The Banner Boy Scouts Afloat”

She found an out. Nice!

This week is Banned Books Week. Agnes should tell her teacher she never heard of it because it’s an extremely banned book. “I Know Why the Bowled Fish Swims” even sounds like a banned book title.

Did you say “write a report on a book you read”? If not, there’s a loop-hole that allows a bit of “wiggle room”… ☺

Good answer, Agnes..

“I declassified the book…er, uh, CLASSIFIED the book.”

Good one, Agnes!

So, if you let a bowled fish loose in the lake, would he still swim around in circles?

I agree with Agnes. Very logical.

You go, Agnes!!!!!!!!1 :)

This strip made me chuckle out loud.

Off to the principal’s office.

Well played, Agnes.