Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 20, 2022

Wasn’t she already given a tail in one of the piano storylines?

How about a tail like Tigger’s? You can show off some bouncing!

When was that decided? Besides, she’s already wearing that denim skirt that she always wears when she gets a tail.

Phoebe: I could even Tail Whip those who annoy me.

If I only had a tail…

So there’s an age requirement for magically growing a tail? Good to know.

A tale of why a little girl should not have a tail!!

Time for a Pleasure Island story-arc. Pinocchio wasn’t so cool with a tail.

How about a t-shirt that says, “I don’t do Mondays”?

Perhaps Phoebe should be an emo. Then she could make her own tail!

And then we learn that Dakota had adopted the ‘Phoebe Look’ during the summer, and all reason flees.

Is Phoebe really worried about how much Dakota is cooler than her or is all an excuse for asking for a tail?

Didn’t Marigold already give Pheebs a tail? Then how about a horn!

Are you sure you want a tail? It might not be as much fun as you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0bE_nrmz5g

MOOOOMMMM!?!? WHAT THE HECK ? Wut? I want a unicorn tail too.

I’ve always wanted a tail, prehensile if possible.

Her mom probably doesn’t want to make adjustments to all her clothes to accommodate a tail.

Blart. Blaart. Blaaaart.

https://www.amazon.ca/Tail-Allen-Smith-Illustrated-Hershfield/dp/B0007DX9A8

Lee Enterprises rolled out a new comics page on its papers this week that only features 10 AMU strips, excluding P&HU. At least one those papers carried this strip but doesn’t now:

https://democratherald.com/corvallis/opinion/letters/letter-do-others-not-miss-old-comic-strips/article_61838306-3473-11ed-b45d-1fec81090493.html

I’ve wanted a tail for years, but a prehensile tail.