Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 22, 2022

Correction, she gave you a coupon for a free invisibility, which you still haven’t redeemed.

Don’t strain too hard Phoebe…you may ruin your undies!

It’s gross, but I’ve learned this the hard way.

hang in there, Phoebe

And if you succeed, how will you return to normal, Phoebe? Don’t want to be “absent” on the first day now, do you?

Invisibility? Didn’t see that coming.

Wow, bathrooms that way →

Borrow the Romulan’s cloaking device! Never mind you need a ship for that!

She looks likes she needs more fiber in the last panel.

PARP

Phoebe’s little obsession with Dakota is very interesting. They are friends, but she’s afraid of her judgment now more than before. Very realistic for a growing child.

what bangs?

Here comes the fanfare!!

Pheobe don’t do a stalking on your best friend. It’s impolite.

That’s not how you turn invisible. You’re supposed to crisscross your arms in front of each other and then snap your fingers. And if you get that reference, wow.

Apparently “trying to turn invisible” and “just ate at Taco Bell” have the same visual effect.

We had a cat who used to catch birds pretty much by walking up to them and grabbing them. We told ourselves that he was invisible to them because he THOUGHT he was invisible. He also sometimes caught birds on the wing by jumping up and snagging them out of the air, but that’s a different story. Of course, he WAS an orange cat.

She looks like she’s trying to take a dump in the last panel!

But she’s talking to that rude kid