We had a neighbor who had a small herd of cattle. And a somewhat older than average fence. They’d break out. He’d go round ‘em up and bring ’em back. He liked fall because he grew pumpkins and that made it easy to get them back. The “old lady” of the herd never wanted to wander, so he’d break open a pumpkin and give her a piece. She’d talk about it, loudly, and the others would come running to get some of that treat.
A pumpkin by itself doesn’t have much flavor. It’s the added sugar, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves and sweetened evaporated milk which gives it that distinct taste.
I’m gonna go get a pumpkin spice latte, a pumpkin spice muffin, and a bag of pumpkin spice latte-flavoured Lays potato chips. Did I make that last one up? What do you think?
AAAAARRRRGHGHGH! It’s every where! Pumpkin spice coffee! Pumpkin spice cereal! Pumpkin spice oil change! Now even a pumpkin spice comic strip! Hey, look, everybody, it’s a pumpkin spice ME! MWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAaaaaa! Ah, it’s those nice young men in their clean white coats, and they’re coming to take me away, ha ha!
Averagemoe about 2 years ago
A guy I know once said he thought the “Peter Pumpkin Eater” poem was creepy. I think it’s too vague to come to conclusions like that.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 2 years ago
A lot of people don’t know this, but pumpkins, squash, and zucchini are all the same species of fruit, just cultivated in different ways.
codycab about 2 years ago
Somehow I knew someone would take pumpkin spice season too far.
Erse IS better about 2 years ago
We had a neighbor who had a small herd of cattle. And a somewhat older than average fence. They’d break out. He’d go round ‘em up and bring ’em back. He liked fall because he grew pumpkins and that made it easy to get them back. The “old lady” of the herd never wanted to wander, so he’d break open a pumpkin and give her a piece. She’d talk about it, loudly, and the others would come running to get some of that treat.
Enter.Name.Here about 2 years ago
More like pumpkin-SPICED pumpkin.
Jungle Empress about 2 years ago
That does sound tasty. Where can I get a pumpkin spice pumpkin?
iggyman about 2 years ago
Good one!
Neo Stryder about 2 years ago
That’s like eat strawberries covered in strawberry jam.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl about 2 years ago
A pumpkin by itself doesn’t have much flavor. It’s the added sugar, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves and sweetened evaporated milk which gives it that distinct taste.
Decepticomic about 2 years ago
I’m gonna go get a pumpkin spice latte, a pumpkin spice muffin, and a bag of pumpkin spice latte-flavoured Lays potato chips. Did I make that last one up? What do you think?
bigcatbusiness about 2 years ago
Pumpkin spice? Never heard of it.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 2 years ago
Let’s just head to the logical conclusion: Pumpkin spice pumpkin spice.
Billy Yank about 2 years ago
See Non Sequitur for today. Help is on the way!
Daeder about 2 years ago
Is it as good as pumpkin spice oats?
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
AAAAARRRRGHGHGH! It’s every where! Pumpkin spice coffee! Pumpkin spice cereal! Pumpkin spice oil change! Now even a pumpkin spice comic strip! Hey, look, everybody, it’s a pumpkin spice ME! MWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAaaaaa! Ah, it’s those nice young men in their clean white coats, and they’re coming to take me away, ha ha!
riahru2 about 2 years ago
I love this comment section. Its a welcome refuge from some of the other comments sections that I have had the misfortune of reading through
MartynW about 2 years ago
I think a pumpkin spice pumpkin is basically a pumpkin pie.
Joseph comicinthestrip 12 months ago
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