Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 26, 2022

Surprise

tea?!?!?!!?? oh my God … the horror!!!! o_O (as a coffee addict I know what this feels like)

Never ever say “Surprise me” when ordering any kind of drink—you will never get what is on the menu……

Have to be more specific in how you wanted to be surprised.

“Et Tu, Andre?” Love it!

Tea is indeed a very acquired taste. On the plus side, the Empress Hotel has a great afternoon tea.

Excuse me? I only drink tea…I’m sane and can carry on a conversation.

All his internals are coated with coffee residue.

At least it wasn’t (horrors) decaffinated.

Andre gets Adam to drink tea! I think that is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse!

Like garlic juice to a vampire.

Poisoned by the barista of choice

Easy case for CSI to wrap up. But Andre should now better than to kill the Adam that keeps him in business.

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to tea.

Like Adam, I am a coffee addict

I will drink tea on rare occasions but might just have the same response if I was tricked like that

What’s next? Unflavoured water?

That stuff should be on the house! … Better yet, on the roof!

what’s wrong with tea? although I’d prefer coffee… didn’t he wanted to be surprised.

i’m curious why a guy who’s a regular is drinking from disposable cups. with a plastic lid, no less. how irresponsible…

As a tea drinker, I feel the same way about coffee. Tastes like burned rubber.

Don’t fool with a person’s morning elixir!

Tea is fantastic, but it can’t compare with a good cup of coffee! IMHO, very little can.

It creates trust issues, Andre. That’s what it does.

There are some fairly strong teas out there. Long Island Iced Tea comes to mind.

Lame. The coffee arc is, like, so over. A nice drug addiction would be so much more entertaining.

Soooo, a surprise is different than a shock. Okay. Now I know.

Even worse, he used Oat Milk instead of Full Fat Cream. Oh, the evil that men do.

“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a curious Barista…”

^¿^ (+ ̯ +)

“dirty water” — Ted Lasso

That’s pay back for being such a stranger.

I’ve been told the best tea is at the golf course with a shot of bourbon or something…

Must be pumpkin spice.

Adam remembers the immortal words of Socrates… “I drank what?”

TEA. EARL GREY. HOT!!