Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 28, 2022

Don’t count your chickens until..

makes me wonder for a moment… what was the cooking of Andy’s mother like?

easy Flo – we need that pan, no?

Andy, you were so close!

Her mother

Don’t get your hopes up, Flo.

If he doesn’t have a job, where does the food come from?

And why does Flo keep coming back?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-28th-september-2022-28098483

Flo has several items in reach to throw at him at warp speed!

Hmm—purple cookware. Must have been bought at a purple garage sale.

I’d quit insulting the COOK. Cook’s have a multitude of ways to get back at you. Including feeding you something that will leave facing the toilet for long periods of time evacuating everything you ate or drank. So be nice and polite to the Cook.

If I had said that, it would be Dead Man Walking.

No Affie or P² again.

Flo should have expected that Andy’s comment wouldn’t go but so far.

ba dum tss

To quote Michael Kelso from That 70’s Show, “BURN!”

Ok… Credit where credit’s due… That’s good….

Very funny! Reminds me of a joke. Wife: You never take me to places I haven’t been to?Husband: Okay follow me to the kitchen!

All joking aside, someone needs to reach out to Malta PD and file a missing persons report.

Wherever the take away came from. Reminds me of the Are you being Served episode where the staff took over the canteen.

Affie must be outside where there is no computer. Wonder if he is staying hydrated. Seems to be some other regulars not commenting today!

What is floating above Andy’s plate??

Should have stopped while you were ahead, Andy.

Hmm, Alfie hasn’t spoken for two days! I hope he’s okay?

Oops, back in the dog house again!

Ooof!

xxx

Watch it, Andy, or Flo might hurl a pot at you!

Keep dishing out left-handed compliments, and she’ll serve him a good right.

Mrs. Paul, Mama Celeste, Marie Callender, Uncle Ben, Sara Lee