Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2022

“You might want to have a doctor look at that mole on your left…”

In his declining years those red shorts became ’SUPER Absorbent Depends.’

Man of Steel looks a little rusty..:

In his declining years, Superman has also lost his filter a little. Like so many others, he finds it difficult not to say whatever comes into his head … or comment on whatever he sees in this case.

This is only his day job! He’s still active at night….

Rated R for “raunchy”.

Okay, so at this stage of his life, he may need a little supervision!

Get it? It’s a play on the words supervision and “super vision”, because Superman has … and he… … never mind!

I wonder if it’s possible to hook those airport scanners up to virtual reality headsets. With a little facial recognition and a touch of interpol database it could be a game changer.

And, luckily for him, his invulnerability protected him from the multiple slaps he received each day.

He used to undress Lois Lane with his eyes.

Oh my the hidden things he must’ve seen being with TSA

He’s probably not even gonna notice Bleeb. Or think it’s one of his meds running around loose. Hiya Bleeb! They’re saving you a seat next to her. :)

OK Sup, sometimes it’s better to say what you don’t see.

In his declining years, he also became a little perverted.

By the way, you’re pregnant!

The effects of kryptonite varied from comic episode to episode. In one, k. didn’t affect his super-breath; in another it did. Same discrepancy with X-ray vision.