Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 30, 2022

What would make the sea full-vast?

See today’s Crabgrass

Half-Vast would be a good vanity plate.

I’m neither slow nor fast. I’m half-fast.

So that’s why the pirates said, ‘avast’!

Where’s the “Pearls Before Swine” Comic Censor when you need him. :-P

No, but some people’s knowledge is vast, while others are half-vast.

Ziggy! Watch your mouth!!!

Land Ho!!!!

Unless it’s The Truman Show.

Beauty and hazard endless.

Half-vast! SNORK!! That’s pretty good, Zigster! I love it…and you.

Half-vast, there, matey!

Is it my imagination or is Ziggy wearing pants? A vast improvement

From what I understand we know more about the surface of the moon than the bottom of the sea. The sea has tuna so I’m a fan

I’m not a fast writer. I’m not a slow writer. I’m a half-fast writer (Robert Asprin)

That’s why pirates always say “Avast!” ….sorry