One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 04, 2025

If you know their last names, why not just call them ‘Amber B’ and Amber C (for example)?

You’re Honey Whiskey, and you’re Lemon Butterscotch.

Good choice of names, Ruthie. You’ll make a great author someday!

Thing One and Thing Two are a better suggestion.

Maybe she could call them Amber Alert and Amber Gris? O<[|;o)

If both of their names are changed, Ruthie could change her name to Amber.

Like a USB A and a USB C, but one is smaller than the other! Technology names keep changing!

I presented on a panel once where all 3 panelists were named Peter. We called ourselves Pete, Repete and Threepete. Our moderator was named Janet, I tried to convince her to change her name to Peter just to keep things simple (unfortunately, there weren’tmany Pythons in the audience, so it didn’t get much of a laugh).

The girls may not respond to those names Ruthie.

Both: And you’re Ruby instead of Ruthie!