Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2022

“No, but can I interest you in a good sealant?”

Our flour is only for pacific porpoises.

the bellicose ones aren’t into flour. they do like dough, though.

No but you could crush up some Mahi Mahi in the Barnums Animal crackers

Orca I get you some bread flour?

I’m not sure I like where this is heading.

Right next to the Dolphin oil to fry the battered tuna in

“You forgot your money? Well you’ll just have to humpback to your car and get it; and I don’t want to hear any blubbering about it”

Many domesticated Orcas seem to have lost their killer instinct

Bleached or Unbleached?

All our flour is dolphin free

“Who do I speak with to special order 1000 cans of sardines?”

A sperm whale in the flower department.

Breading and deep frying everything currently seems the norm.

No, but the baby powder is made from real babies. ~ Sheldon Plankton

wow, if an orca came up to me in the supermarket it’d really give me the willies…

Yet another capital pun, good show, Mister Thompson!

I didn’t know they made flour out of porpoises