“But I’m a barn owl.” “Okay, crash into that big red building.”
My last couple of cars had antilock brakes, couldn’t make that happen. But, I could mat the gas pedal and burn rubber away.
But, what about people? the police? … It’s okay – they don’t give a hoot.
That’s not very wise, owl.
Hey Mr. Owl, how many feet is the breaking distance to get to the center of…oh, never mind.
And thus, they came to a screeching halt.
That’s my oldest. She doesn’t even lift her foot off the accelerator to let you know she’s seen it.
I call that the tooth chipper
The wiener mobile is found!
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
“But I’m a barn owl.” “Okay, crash into that big red building.”
landyk over 2 years ago
My last couple of cars had antilock brakes, couldn’t make that happen. But, I could mat the gas pedal and burn rubber away.
Doug K over 2 years ago
But, what about people? the police? … It’s okay – they don’t give a hoot.
uniquename over 2 years ago
That’s not very wise, owl.
louisb1030 over 2 years ago
Hey Mr. Owl, how many feet is the breaking distance to get to the center of…oh, never mind.
wrytercat over 2 years ago
And thus, they came to a screeching halt.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
That’s my oldest. She doesn’t even lift her foot off the accelerator to let you know she’s seen it.
geese28 over 2 years ago
I call that the tooth chipper
jconnors3954 over 2 years ago
The wiener mobile is found!