Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 17, 2022

He needs his feet to hold him onto the ground, otherwise he would fly off into space. That’s where UFOs come from!

C’mon! He just shined his shoes… ☺

I’ve never seen a depiction of Bigfoot attacking anybody, or even interacting with anybody, yet strangely I don’t think my life has been any poorer for it.

As with sharks, on my list of things to worry about, he is near if not at the bottom.

As 8-Direction-Palm Kung Fu master, Bigfoot uses least force needed to subdue puny human foes… so kicking and stomping only to fight gods…

There’s more to effective attacks than size. He probably can’t swing his legs fast enough.

Or, in those immortal words from Young Frankenstein: “He would have an enormous schwanschtuker!”

“Bigfoot” is just his stage name. His real name is “Slappy Hands McGee”

Wait I thought Scott been Meyer was on hiatus