Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 14, 2022

From all my years watching Supernatural, I’ve learned that a group of vampires may be called either a nest or a coven. Satchel and Bucky need to study more tv trivia.

A battery of vampires? A fangdom?

Funnily enough, I just finished reading Dracula for the first time today. In that, not only are vampires repelled by raw and cooked garlic, but garlic flowers. The issue of vampires being unable to cross running water is also surprisingly important.

Vampires have taste, Bucky. Not necessarily good taste; but then you can’t have everything.

eeww!

Vampire Diaries I guess Bucky heard about!

Google (if you can trust it) says that a group of 3 or more vampires is a Coven. If I were a witch, I’d be complaining…to someone.

A Pyre of Vampires.

A Lugosi of Vampires, in honour of the most famous of all.

Google says Coven, but that is wrong, that’s for Witches. It also says “Brood or Clan” which seems about right.

Double Tap!

I think a good name for a group of vampires would be a “Bleeding”. No?What are better ones?

I’d go for the same name as a group of crows.

That is, a “murder.”

Now I’ve got a hankering for a small slab of that ol favorite, Turkish Taffy.

I’m agreeing with Bucky here……………….I’m scared.

“A bank of vampires” (like a blood bank)?

“swiiiiii” – onomatopoeia for sucking up on a straw … could be appropriate for Vamps satisfying their thirst …!

( CaFfEiNe !!! )

Very insightful, Bucky. “I want to bite your neck” “Fine, but first you must eat this sticky-taffy”!

Peanut brittle would really stick in their teeth!

“So how do you intend drinking my blood?”, I asked him. “Fangs” he said. “It’s a pleasure “, I said…

A group of bats is a cauldron….so why not for vampires?….Maybe Lost Boys, but that wouldn’t account for females.

A Coven Satchel you call a group of Vampires a Coven.

The Vamps car may be called “Dragula”, or “Vambulance”

Now people will start walking around with those taffy candy bars wrapped around their necks.

Covens are a gathering or community of Vampires. I wonder what the Coven of witches think about that?