Yo, he carried you to the bar, man — be grateful.
Ain’t currently no beach footprints between Sarasota and Naples! It’s all underwat… hey, can you pay my seaside bar tab there, hockey hair?
Say who drew Doug in the sand?
Since Jesus was known not only to toss one back but to MAKE the stuff (John 2:7-10), we will not dwell on footprints.
Oops, thought it was a Gazpacho Shack.
At a wedding, turn water into wine. At the beach, turn saltwater into margaritas…
You needed a stiff drink.
“Save me white Jesus”
“Wait till you get my bill.”
Even messiahs get thirsty, especially carrying people unable to carry themselves!
“How you laughed when I cried each time I saw the tide…”
The bar? At least he has his priorities in order.
August 09, 2014
JudasPeckerwood over 2 years ago
Yo, he carried you to the bar, man — be grateful.
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
Ain’t currently no beach footprints between Sarasota and Naples! It’s all underwat… hey, can you pay my seaside bar tab there, hockey hair?
Gent over 2 years ago
Say who drew Doug in the sand?
Panufo over 2 years ago
Since Jesus was known not only to toss one back but to MAKE the stuff (John 2:7-10), we will not dwell on footprints.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oops, thought it was a Gazpacho Shack.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
At a wedding, turn water into wine. At the beach, turn saltwater into margaritas…
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
You needed a stiff drink.
Kurtass over 2 years ago
“Save me white Jesus”
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
“Wait till you get my bill.”
Space_cat over 2 years ago
Even messiahs get thirsty, especially carrying people unable to carry themselves!
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
“How you laughed when I cried each time I saw the tide…”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
The bar? At least he has his priorities in order.