Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 02, 2022

That’s why he’s haunted by the soul of gazpacho.

It must be hard to convince a rare talking dog.

So eat the dog. It’s okay. I had a hot dog just last Saturday.

Maybe he’s agnostic. Some folks claim that dogs don’t go to heaven. That could be a game changer for the average canine. I’m told humans in heaven spend the “day” singing god’s praises. What would dogs do? I think hell would be keeping us away from our dogs and other pets. So there’s the quandary; If dogs don’t go to heaven, and hell is not having dogs, then heaven is hell. In that case, I’m not interested…

Which one is Jerry?

Cats are obligate carnivores. If my cats didn’t eat meat, they would die.

Will Rogers: “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

There’s no heaven, but there are dogs, so it’s okay.