Maybe he’s agnostic. Some folks claim that dogs don’t go to heaven. That could be a game changer for the average canine. I’m told humans in heaven spend the “day” singing god’s praises. What would dogs do? I think hell would be keeping us away from our dogs and other pets. So there’s the quandary; If dogs don’t go to heaven, and hell is not having dogs, then heaven is hell. In that case, I’m not interested…
danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s why he’s haunted by the soul of gazpacho.
Gent almost 2 years ago
It must be hard to convince a rare talking dog.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
So eat the dog. It’s okay. I had a hot dog just last Saturday.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Maybe he’s agnostic. Some folks claim that dogs don’t go to heaven. That could be a game changer for the average canine. I’m told humans in heaven spend the “day” singing god’s praises. What would dogs do? I think hell would be keeping us away from our dogs and other pets. So there’s the quandary; If dogs don’t go to heaven, and hell is not having dogs, then heaven is hell. In that case, I’m not interested…
Indianapolis Smith almost 2 years ago
Which one is Jerry?
GaryCooper almost 2 years ago
Cats are obligate carnivores. If my cats didn’t eat meat, they would die.
lewis.winders almost 2 years ago
Will Rogers: “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Super Fly almost 2 years ago
There’s no heaven, but there are dogs, so it’s okay.