Close to Home by John McPherson for November 06, 2022

Don’t swallow a politician, you will get KetoASSidosis!*

(politically neutral burn!)

hope that doesn’t involve gastrointestinal gases – we have so much of them already for global warming

Diver-tickle-itis

Most of him should digest, eventually. But that scuba tank is going to be hard to pass.

That’s funny!

Not gas?

Other whale: "Take some Miralax and it’ll pass. "Sick whale: “Tanks!”

This whole thing started with the scuba driver swallowing a fly, and then a spider, and then. . . . . . .Oh! The humanity!

love it!

That neoprene is kinda chewy… isn’t it!?

I see Bleeb, what is the name of the other little guy? I suffer from CRS (Can’t Remember S%@#)

That’s one big rubber ducky, pal!

Don’t make it AHABit.

Holy crap! That’s a thing.

I’ve had that but can still smile at the pun. Fortunately, it has passed (no pun intended).

Oooh hopefully that gas comes up the top end

Sure Could Use Barfing A.s.a.p.

Poor whale!!!

Dalcon’s ready to help take his mind off of it with that little stick of his. WHOMP!!!!!!!

Hiya Bleeb! Nice scenery! :)

Groan LOL

G R O A N — LOLOL

Wow, Dalcon is really determined to get Bleeb. Watch out, Bleeb!