Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 06, 2022

Lot of room for really tasteless jokes here. Like one about leprosy. Or nose picking.

Ralph gets another gold star for his take on the matter.

Keep telling lies Pinocchio. Gonna need a lot more firewood.

If he runs for office he’ll never get cold.

I didn’t mind her doing that one bit. There, my nose is back!

Liar liar nose on fire.

“Ha! She got your nose!”

His lying could keep the fire burning indefinitely.

I just hate it when my nose gets sawed off

His life could have been a lot worse if his other appendage was the one to grow with every lie.

Nobody nose the trouble I’ve seen…

His day job is PR flack.

I’m remembering the episode in Friends when Joey tells the story of dating the girl with the prosthetic leg. He accidentally throws it in the cabin fire.

Keep telling lies to keep the fire going! Super handy!

The nose knows…☺️☺️

Ralph’s been listening to Roberta Flack.

A renewable resource. Or would that be renoseable?

He forgot to buy protection, but he promises to be careful…

Forgot or just didn’t do it, either way he’s falling down on the job.

Good thing it was his nose. I shudder to think what would happen if he had taken a little blue pill.

This is a head slapper if I ever SAW one … kinda brings a puppeteer to my eye …!

Ralph gets all the best lines. Give him his own strip !

Hopefully, this will rekindle their relationship.

A real boy has a brain, and argues with no lady. My best, albeit at a stretch, example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

If he lied to her in bed… he could make her very happy…

Memories of Jimmy Durante, “The old schnozzola”: 1894-1980.