Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 18, 2022

Ride it, of course. What else would kids do with an inflatible water toy?

Well, it a slow news day. Gotta get something to hypes for the audience.

We’re just going to take a few blurry selfies in the water

She followed us home, but Mommy says we can’t keep her!

They stole him from Okanagan Lake.

They’re going to lead a parade to celebrate Chinese New Year.

They’re gonna ness with the media.

“Ye canny bring tha inta th loch, laddies!” (My best phonetic spelling of a thick Scottish accent.)

It is a replaying of “The Strange Sea Monster of Strawberry Lake.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Scientists%27_Club

He’s giving those kids a kilt trip.

They are going to do what kids have done for generations before them.

Charge for photo ops?

Make all the tourists happy.

They’re just bringing it back from visiting Bigfoot.

Catch something non-extinct while floating to the next stop.

‘Taint nuttin’ wrong wit’ da Nessy, Laddie!