Close to Home by John McPherson for October 11, 2022

Good for her. Me nope don’t think so.

There are entire establishments full of service beavers

Can she take it on airplanes with her?

I gotta get me one of those!

dam, a beaver!

And…she has a Charlie Brown-style lamp!

i wonder how much having a service beaver to do this would cost as opposed to going into my foot doctor’s office every few months or so and paying $35.00 to have him trim my toenails.;-D

But now some of the plumbing seems to be clogged

Bleeb looks ready to run if he has to.

Just call these two, “Beavis & Butt-Head”

‘Leave it to Beaver’ to take care of things…

Bucky? Is that you? I haven’t seen you since the toothpaste gig…

Unfortunately Charlotte’s wooden teeth have disappeared.

Charlotte is not as limber as she once was.

She used to bite her toenails off herself.

And I bet her husband has a service beaver, too.

Wish my aunt was still alive to see this. She was in the same situation the last decade or so of her life, couldn’t do her toenails herself and had to go to the foot doctor to have it done periodically. She had a great sense of humor and would have loved this. RIP Aunt Margie!!!

In the winter, she hires Jack Frost…to nip at her toes…

Can you rent one of those? Just asking for a friend. …really.

Gee, Bleeb. Given the age of the subject and the beaver being a potential danger, I think you should go elsewhere.

Well, todays toon makes it easy to actually say something you’ve probably never heard before… and will probably never hear again!

Have you seen Grandma’s beaver?

What’s she doing tying up a beaver? Doesn’t she know how busy they are?

Are they wooden-flavored?

Just wrong on so many levels!

This makes me sad. ;)

Always cheaper to rent

She used his services until he lodged a complaint.

I need one of those!

But does it stop at the nails?

Nice Beaver, Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)

And, now for something really cute:

https://heckydiddledolls.com/gallery/

Crafty sent us this! Click on the first picture to enlarge it, and see the caption. :)

I know Bleeb considers himself a beaver expert, but in this case he better be careful.

where can i get one?

EW! Wood would taste a lot better than that.

That gnawty beaver was only interested in making a toejam sandwich, ugh!

Bleeb is interested in a different type of beaver!

Ooo! Is there a service beaver agency that you can recommend?