Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 12, 2022

Don’t you know everything ?

Um…go jump in the river?

He’s starting to go dingy.

Turn off all notifications.

Or… you could make the Angel Wings Club a lot more exclusive.

Like when we go to bed and my wife’s friends start texting her, grrr!!

Use the ‘smite’ button

There’s something wrong with the phone. Angels don’t ‘earn’ their wings. It is a myth. And why does God need a phone? He is everywhere already. It’s called omniscience. You can run but you can’t hide. :) :)

Too many angels? Tighten up the requirements!

Getting crowded up there, eh?

I thought he was supposed to know all?

You have to get your son to help you with the tech…

After the next few years, that will No longer be a problem.

Must have delegated the task to a lower level on the org chart.

I never knew I had anything in common with God.

Now phones are getting TOO complicated if God can’t use them….

Why is everyone assuming that this is God?