B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 21, 2022

Surfs up.

Well! Clams have surfboards.

Unfortunately it only transports them TOWARDS shore….and many seafood shacks.

The big Clamhuna

My mouth usually propels me into trouble.

The Beach Clams.

Keep talkin’ and movin’ backwards you’re almost in my chowder net

Clams got tens!

There is a pearl of an Idea there somewhere. I just don’t know where.

CLAMABUNGA!

My pet clam ran away this summer…took 3 days.

yeah…until he wipes out!

I guess in panel 2, Mastroianni couldn’t get copyright permission to use the expression Ya-hoo!

Politicians propel themselves backwards with their mouths.

Fair point…

Huh. Walking upright without tripping or staggering is my single physical skill. . .totally useless but interesting fact of the day: Agatha Christie is believed to be the first western woman to ever surfboard.

Free at at last. Hope the wave goes to sand and not rock.

There are some running for reelection that can do that quite well.

Strange clams, they got legs, arms and surfboards. Very strange clams? Are they really clams?

Cowabunga clam. Cool. Let’s eat’m.

Never clam up…you may drown!

So that’s where surfer evolved from, Surfs up dude. Yip yip yip yip yip

Hang one?

Clam up.

He should be INSIDE the curl! Wipeout is imminent up on the crest! LOL!

AAAND farting from our backsides!!!

♫♫♫ (generic 60’s beach party music)♫♫♫