The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 13, 2022

“Did you think outside the box again?” “Oops, sorry!”

Only one comment so far?

Ah well… no mews is good mews.

Hey, that’s fun….

Fairy catmothers grant you three fishes.

Cats with a feather play together.

We’ll catch that fish when we come to it.

You’d better let the cat out of that bag,

Go on a wild mouse chase.

A pilchard is worth 1000 kibbles.

Time flies when you’re having tuna.

Some additional Cat Quips:

1. One house-cat to another, showing off a shredded couch: “Do you like it? I made it from scratch.”

2. A newly adopted cat on the phone to former friends, regarding a gift-wrapped small rodent: “The herd down at the shelter chipped to celebrate your new home with a mouse-warming gift.”

3. Elder cat to younger, fat cat, handing him a Kit Bit: “It counts the laps you do when you run around the house inexplicably.”

4. Counselor cat to frazzled cat on a couch: “You should admit you need intervention for your Catnip addiction.”

These puns are “Purrrfect”!

The kittens playing with the yarn are both named “Socks” -

“Darn those Socks.”

Two cats meeting while they run around the house – A Zoomie Meeting.

Well, me just going to says this a fanCATstic comic!

When cats play basketball, do they always shoot "hairballs’?

And now here are some ameowzing cat books for you to read :

by Mark Maine

A ConnectiCat Yankee in King ArPurr’s Court

The Adventures of Huckleberry Felix.

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by Jules Purrne

20,000 Treats Under The Table

A Journey To The Center Of The Kitchen.

Around The House at 2 AM

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by Alexandre Devon,

The Three Mewkittyers

The Count of Monte Catso.

The Cat in The Iron Box.

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Ben Purr, by Mew Wallace

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by Charles Kittens

A Tale of Two Kitties

Oliver Hissed

Great Excatpatience

David Whiskerfield

A Catmas Caroll

The Picnic Paypurrs

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The Great Catsby, by Scottish Foldgerald.

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To Eat A Mockingbird, by Hacker Lee.

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Anna Catenina, by Leo Catstoy.

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Catula, by Claw Stroker.

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The Invisible Cat

The Island of Dr. MoreMew

Litter Wars

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Don Quickscoot, by Meowguel de Cervantes

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Sleeping Heights, by Emewly Bronze.

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Hairy Pawer, by J.K. Howling

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Robinson Catso, by Daniel Demow.

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Mew Teeny on the Bounty, by William Brit.

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The Last of The Meowhicans by James Felinemore Copper

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Lord of the Strings by J.R.R. Tabby N.

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And by the famous William Shakespurr,

RoamMeow and Jerryette by

Catbeth

As you lick it

The Taming of the Mew

An Tommy and CleoCatra

Or as the Kliban cat might say Waka-Waka. (Only true Kliban aficionados will get this—will you?)

☺️☺️☺️☺️

Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.

Good one, Scott. One of them reminds me of a story my husband told me. He said that, one time, he got face-to-face with a cat, and stuck his tongue out at it. He then ended up with numerous scratches on his face, and he learned not to ever do that again.

This is the cat’s pajamas.

scott demonstrates that there’s more than one way to skin a cat…

I’ve read that the whole expression is “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.”