Close to Home by John McPherson for October 27, 2022

Hope that phone is spit proof.

thus they invented voice msgs

Every week some lady applying makeup or texting almost hits your car in traffic. So this wouldn’t be much more surprising.

Is that an Apple phone?

Rabid Social Media.

Can she also read text with her teeth? This is not likely to turn out well.

If she has to stop quickly, she may find her words being shoved down her throat.

ffzmhius,m.xldoivy…it said she’s texting , didn’t say it had to make sense

From the library of Dobie’s stoopid comments, inserted by Ol’ Rusty:

Pro Office Tip: When you’re at the office and you’re about to enjoy the yogurt you brought, but you realize the break room is out of plastic spoons… simply take a plastic fork and carefully wrap Scotch Tape around the tines. BOOM!!!… a spoon!… You’re welcome!

Note: That weird Scotch-Tape-after-taste goes away in about two or three days.

Can someone invent a device that kills the cell signal while the ignition is on – please!

Nothing is so important as to lose your life over a text!

Lemme guess the fangs and incisors work on the “ASDF” and “HJKL”

Definitely going to need spell check.. and grammar check.. and, well, content check.

Until the fateful day she rear-ended someone while teeth texting and forever came to be known as cell-phone-throat lady.

I’m intrigued. With enough short cuts it is not out of the realm of possibility.

Maybe she just likes it when it rings set on vibrate…

Stupid human tricks.

And whoever gets the text, “Yep, she’s texting with her teeth again”.

Teethteeing?

jlasd12379#?

And could saliva leak down into the buttons and short out the phone?

That’s not the only art Rachel mastered with her teeth.