JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 29, 2022

Their Citation CJ2+ only has a range of 1509 nm or 1736 miles. Not nearly enough range to fly from the mainland to anywhere in Hawai’i. Time to borrow Dana’s jet that flew them on the ski trip.

Great, a destination wedding during a pandemic when most people are not going to have the money to travel. Sounds like a great way to pare down your guest list.

Is Hawaii ready to handle the Cobb-Glover-Crunchy mob?

Attendance just dropped by 65%.

Most weddings have been a way to show the couples’ local community their vows, their promises—the honeymoon became the vacation someplace else. People are fascinating!

That’s such a great and tropical idea!

They shouldn’t get married in Hawaii. Flying Marcus’ enormous extended family out there will cost more than the national budget of Canada.

Hey remember when this guy used to be a tight-wad?

That is a terrible idea! Even if people could afford the air fare and hotel, they would still have to take several days off work. Don’t expect people to use their vacation time for your personal events. A wedding should involve ONE day for the guests.

Sculling on the Schuylkill??? Cool…

It’s good to be part of the 1%, or like Mel Brooks would said, is good to be the king….

They could get married in Gibraltar, near Spain. . .

Would all the guests fit on it?

That would be so unfair for the guests unable to afford the trip.

No, no, have the wedding there where the family is … and HONEYMOON in Hawaii (where they aren’t).