Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for October 13, 2022

Huh?

He has no excuse for not being able to make it.

I would have thought it was just the opposite!

Au contraire! Just pop back and give the host an explosive case of diarrhea.

Birthdays, Anniversary’s, children’s concerts … although you might be able to avoid those via selective preventative birth control – phone calls, doorbells, knock on windshield.

think about it…

But you can be precise about how fashionably late you are.