Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 26, 2022

As long as a young Babara Eden comes out of it.

A lamprub is even better than a backrub.

He received a MacArthur Genies Grant.

Just don’t rub it the wrong way. And Oh … Be careful what you wish for.

Everybody’s free (to wear sunscreen)…

A lad in his lamp…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvHH8ifrnmg

Or move to Illinois and vote for the current politicians to stay in place. They’ll take care of you.

about as helpful as the advice… “be born into a wealthy family”

His address was followed by Robin Williams.

She would be my lifetime genie!