I guess it all depends on what part of the anatomy you place the dunce cap and thong Howard. In reverse order from the usual place, it might be very scary. MIND BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!
A Diphthong is two vowels together. Such as in Kaboom, Brains, Loins, Round, and Halloween. In complete honesty – I DO NOT want to know what Howard would look like in any vowel… let alone two!!!
allen@home over 2 years ago
That would be a ghastly sight.
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s DIPHTHONG. Two H’s.
But then the joke wouldn’t work.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I’m going as Howard.
saylorgirl over 2 years ago
Ugh! That would be a frightening sight!
Doug K over 2 years ago
That’s pretty frightening. Nobody wants to see that.
Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago
I guess it all depends on what part of the anatomy you place the dunce cap and thong Howard. In reverse order from the usual place, it might be very scary. MIND BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“What time will you be coming by?”
“About 8.”
“Oh, dear, I’ll be out at 8…”
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Oy Howard! You’ll freeze….then you’ll get goose-bumps and then it will be so frigid, your goose-bumps will look like Terry cloth!
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
HOWARD! … yewww would win the best pun-ked costyewwwme at the party …!
( fer sure )
I Mad Am I over 2 years ago
A Diphthong is two vowels together. Such as in Kaboom, Brains, Loins, Round, and Halloween. In complete honesty – I DO NOT want to know what Howard would look like in any vowel… let alone two!!!
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
Perish the thought.
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Should be a G-string and a bucket of water.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
howard’s on a g-string budget…
mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dip, as in:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51rwdtguP9L.SX314_BO1,204,203,200.jpg