Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 02, 2022

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    enigmamz  almost 2 years ago

    When he shows up, you just know something is going to hell in a hand basket!

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    henshaven Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I been sayin’ it for years!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 2 years ago

    I am going to move to the capitol of Montana and open a wicker place called “Helena Handbasket.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Business is regular for him even in the best of times. In the worst of times, he must be draining the inventory.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I think I know where he’s headed after he’s done at this store…

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    EmmettWayne  almost 2 years ago

    He’s going to Hell WITH a hand basket???

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Then they came out with a fireproof line of baskets, and sales tanked.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Wait, where are we going and why am I in a handbasket?

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    PaulAbbott2  almost 2 years ago

    The hair on the top of my head is parted differently. Because this one nearly went over my head.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, I don’t think that the supply will keep up with the demand.

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    The devil you say!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I was under the impression that we all build our own handbaskets for that trip.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Packed with the right cheeses, crackers, and sausages we won’t resist and and see the big picture. At least for awhile. Everyone ‘there’ will have garlic breath and we’ll know where we are.

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    syzygy47  almost 2 years ago

    The owner of the store is named Helena Handbasket.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They are going to need bigger baskets

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    And he provides a custom delivery service to his place.

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