Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 05, 2022

Eight is enough….I’m not hungry anymore.

I lived in AZ in 2014, I guess the Chichuahuas didn’t rate the local news. They’re nasty

Q: What do you call an octopus with no arms?

A: Blob.

Q: What do you call an octopus that is missing 4.86 arms?

A: Octo-pi.

Texas is awfully close to Mexico, and there’s a lot of Chihuahuas down here, and a lot of bars. So, . . .

A Bulldog, Doberman, and Chihuahua walk into a bar looking for a cool drink. A beautiful female Collie struts by and stops at their table, saying: “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese!” The Collie replies: “That’s not good enough for me.”

The Bulldog grumbles, “I hate liver and cheese.” The Collie says: “That’s not creative enough for me.”

Finally the Chihuahua says: “Liver alone… cheese mine.”

¿Esos chihuahuas ferales en Fénix querían Taco Bell? (Did those feral chihuahuas in Phoenix want Taco Bell?)

Holding a gun in each tentacle, the octopus glared menacingly at the cat. The feline, however, chuckled and purred…

“You’re one short, pal.”

Serial killers aren’t much of a topic for humor, but there it was. RBION chose it.

I was trying to console the wife of a serial killer who committed suicide.

I said, “Hey, at least he died doing what he loved.”

I know, sick. But no pleasure inducing body parts were mentioned, so somebody ought to be pleased.

Hitchhiker: Thanks for picking me up, but how do you know I’m not a serial killer?

Driver: Well, what would be the odds of two serial killers in the same car?

O.k. enough of this. Time to sleep.

Those scary chihuahua faces here appear to look like bats. Maybe scorpions out in Arizona would be a little more friendly.

Are they arms or legs or, a little of each?

America’s deadliest serial killer was Samuel Little, but you rarely hear about him.

Octomom did no such thing (that we know of), but Petey Otterloop, that’s a different story.

Take care, may failed but strangely interesting detective Inspector Jacques “I Will Seize And Bind And Bring To Justice Them All If It’s The Last Thing They Ever Do” Clousord be with you, and gesundheit.

before you imitate an octopus, their arms grow back

I liked the Dog Whisper show with a Chihuahua named El Diablo.

Ed Gein was from Wisconsin and basically thought people were deer and it was deer hunting season.

A pack of wild chihuahuas “Terrorizing” a neighborhood? Sounds like a horror movie straight out of …Sesame Street!

Ay, Chihuahua!

A hectocotylus (plural: hectocotyli) is one of the arms of male cephalopods that is specialized to store and transfer spermatophores to the female. How do we know it was “eating”?

I live in Wisconsin, where Ed Gein is from. Believe me, that was a scary time!!

Fortunately, the feral cats took care of the chihuahuas.

Chihuahua’s have really bad tempers without being feral. They must be real terrors WITH being feral…

The Feral Chihuahuas would be a great name for a rock band.

Feral Chihuahuas…the epitome of nightmares!

Most aggressive dog breeds:

14. You

13. can’t

12. rank

11. them

10. because

9. aggression

8. isn’t

7. breed

6. specific,

5. it’s

4. a

3. learned

2. behaviour.

1. Chihuahuas.

Chihuahuas? Really? Just shoot them. It doesn’t even have to be a real gun! You could use an airsoft rifle!

Former neighbours had a pack of these little yap rats. One day they got into our backyard and attacked our cats. the cats said they were delicious. Cats 4. Chihuahuas 0.

I have a Chihuahua. Not a yap rat.

RBION exaggerates for some of its ‘toons. The one about serial killer movies being based on Gein is an exaggeration. There’s a bit of Gein in Texas Chainsaw, there’s a bit of him in Silence of the Lambs. But the writers were drawing on various pathologies and predators, really.

Crazy littlest dogs on street and running for your life !

So much Doggerel here !! How ’bout a little Catterel?

Feral Chihuahua… sounds like an oxymoron to me.