Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 01, 2022

Now’s a good time to move the station.

Open your back flap and let it rip.

Maybe Doordash could keep him fed while waiting for his ride.

Don’t expect HAL to open the hatch.

He should call back to the station and have them order the Uber for him

Just put a hole in your suit and Ironman it back.

Don’t worry, Brewster. Your air will run out shortly. Problem solved.

He should call the Space Cadets. Oops, I mean Space Force.

How’s the Wifi in space?

Maybe not so bad of a plan? Don’t Space Squids have the UBER contract for low earth orbit. Or is that one of Elon Musk’s companies?

And the rest of the station doesn’t know he’s out there…? Well, maybe if he cleared his itinerary with Cliff…

Take the pack off and throw it away from the station. Newton’s third law

Um, don’t astronauts doing space walks have tethers to prevent this sort of thing? Or am I being too rational here?

Why didn’t his low fuel alarm go off? Maybe he didn’t get the fuel sensor battery recharged.

“Houston, we have an idiot asking for a pickup.”

“Roger, that.”

“What’s your ETA?”

“Right after he runs out of air but before he dies.”

“Sending you suit telemetry now.”

Take your helmet off and throw it in the opposite direction from the station. You’ll drift back to it.

Biden did that!!

Sounds like drivers of electric cars and current recharging facilities