Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 12, 2022

Must be the Bangles.

This is too woke for me. I’m going back to Beetle Bailey!

Facts have a well known liberal bias.

I don’t want pay

I just want to bang on the drum all day

I’ve never been traumatized by an active shooter drill, but a snare drum sounds nothing like a firearm.

Other than Panel 1 on 11/10 which only showed a headline in the morning paper, this is Day 3 without sports. I wonder how long the streak will be this time. I guess Ol’ Hank is smart not to write about what he knows nothing about. But, how hard is it to do the research – all he would have to do is go out on the sidewalk and ask passersby to find someone who knows something about sports.

In all reality girls , I have to get to the rest room very badly. Mom served sloppy Joe’s last night. Get the picture ? Yes, we see !

The best part of woking up is Folgers in your cup….

I suppose downing that Colon Blow shake at The Bucket and the drum banging has put Keri in motion with a sense of urgency. That little fart Jami could really set his sister of with a few firecrackers. And all of this started after Dr. Pearl informed Milford High “this is a drill.”

Will we see any more football action leading up to the VT game with The Valley Championship and playdowns at stake? When was the last time a shower scene graced a panel? Wonder if Cutters Jock is paying attention? Hank needs to be snapped with a towel in the locker room.

Coaches Held Hostage: Coach Kaz, Day 32. 32 may be the best uniform number in sports — Magic Johnson, Shaq, Dr. J ( with the Nets), Karl Malone, Dave Winfield, Steve Carlton, Bill Walton, OJ, and more. In fact, in 1963, the MVPs of the American League, National League, NFL, and AFL all wore No. 32. Name them without looking them up.

Today’s strip sponsored by 1966 Cher. And a preview to Pedro giving Keri the boot? “Bang, bang, he shot me down. Bang, bang I hit the ground. Bang, bang, my baby shot me down.”

She ain’t gonna be listening to Todd Rundgren’s “ bang on the drum all day” I guess

keri believes shes hearing the drums of war and must go get her musket

Hate to see Keri on the Fourth of July.

Violence breaks out as girl in p3 yanks the ponytail of the girl in front of her.

She can’t take it! No Cowbell!!!

P-2: We see the real Keri. How’d you like to wake up next to that every morning.

Apparently fourteen years of the harsh brutality and rigors of the sweatshop…errr…garment factory didn’t mentally prepare Keri for the first world problems she is now forced to endure.

Just wait until Jami learns about Keri’s shooter drill PTSD and relentlessly and mercilessly preys on her fears by making constant and myriad sharp noises to send her over the edge.

Ah, I had them out of order. I thought the shooter drill was after the concert, it was reversed. I like how rebellious, fierce Keri wore her Hello Kitty shirt to the concert. And speaking of hello, say hello to today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

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People who are that weak need to be toughened up, not coddled.