Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 03, 2022

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    OH…do you have any out back that you haven’t washed? (don’t ask!)

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    distortion  almost 2 years ago

    Pee girl gets the belt…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    How about petticoats?

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    they don’t have any greatcoats, either, but they have some so-so coats…

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Are heavy ones for winter known as snowpeacoats?

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 2 years ago

    “I need a tee shirt”

    Ok. what type of tea do you want spilled on your shirt? Earl Grey, Oolong or herbal?

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I had a pea coat back in the day. Loved it!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    " How about a pair of poopants? You carry those?"

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    I have a pea coat! Warm!

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    bobbyferrel  almost 2 years ago

    Takes me back. Used to refer to some guys as having size 48 peacoats and size 1 hats.

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    I guess I don’t want any of that pea soup.

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    jnd113  almost 2 years ago

    They are on the poop desk.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Then there was the peanut vendor who worked in a circus with a trained elephant called Nuts…

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