FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 25, 2023

Don’t think I ever saw Arnold with an orthodontic appliance.

0.002 percent by volume or by mass?

If he gets too close to the refrigerator, he’ll pick up some magnets. It would be like when Mr. Incredible was captured by the gluey balls.

And you’ll need a Harley.

Artificial knee, stent in my leg, pacemaker, lens replacement with cataract surgery, elbow tendon reattached, both rotator cuffs repaired – I’m a cross between the Frankenstein monster and a borg.

Except “cyborg” implies electronic or computerized implants. Braces are abut as cyborg-y as having a titanium pin and screws holding a shattered bone together.

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

I never saw a suction cup shotgun in Toys R Us growing up. I was deprived! :)

“Cyborg” just means “human with machine parts”, so you can’t be a certain percent cyborg, just a certain percent machine.

Soon cyborgs will have human parts

What parts of the Terminator are organic? I thought they were straight robots.

And a SPAS 12

More than he needs to get him going…..