Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 14, 2022

And then there are failed demolition experts.

There’s a statue in our park that I had seen on Facebook; it’s a statue of a pirate with two peg legs, two eye patches, two hooks, and two parrots, one on each shoulder!! Very well done, and and gets chuckles from passersby!!!

He’d give his all to be as tough as that guy!

He started with one. But then he scratched a few itches. The rest is history.

Somebody is hooked on pirates.

It’s probably fair to say, he won’t be having any children either.

That guy is real easy to hang with!

Mind you, he seems not to win a lot of fights.

Hey, Dave!! What’s your hook for this joke?

I’ll bet Dave just watched Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

Q: What has two legs, two arms and two eyes?

A: Two pirates.

I am feeling my head may have been replaced by a hook this weekend.

That has to be Captain Hook.

If the Black Knight was a pirate. ’Tis but a scratch…

Commitment.

He’s got me hooked! ☺️☺️☺️

Would not want to do his laundry!

“The pirate who no longer says ‘Argh’”.

Looks like a hooker.

So – the Hook-man does exist!

This guy is hooked on crook!!

Is there one we can’t see?

His timbers were shivered once too often.

Aye, that be Cap’n Lucky.

That’s Captain Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook.

Just flesh wounds!

As the pro at the golf shop said, “That’s one hook you’ve got there. Keep your hook, err, head down”