Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 08, 2022

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    Flashaaway  about 2 years ago

    How very republican of him.

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    B4ItNs  about 2 years ago

    I’ve begun to trust neither party as it seems they only serve their own self interests and both play us as the fools we’ve become

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    Zeno2099  about 2 years ago

    As I said yesterday, to almost quote Vandana Shiva, the global financial elites are playing divide and rule with all of us to make us focus on hating our neighbours rather than on that we are living in oligarchies/plutocracies/sham democracies:

    https://truthcomestolight.com/vandana-shiva-divide-rule-the-plan-of-the-1-is-to-make-you-disposable/

    And to quote George Carlin:

    “Forget the politicians. The politicians are there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control all the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls. They’ve got the judges in their back pockets, and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all the news and information you get to hear."

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q

    That said, if I have to choose between the Democrats, who are entirely ruled by the World Economic Forum, the Trilateral Commission, and the Bilderberg Group, who actively plan to enslave all of humanity and turn the entire Earth into a completely Orwellian far-right elitist tyrannical nightmare of the current Chinese totalitarian capitalist model via “The Great Reset”, and the more populist/people-representing Republicans (not the bribed, false, shallow, lying, and smarmy, Lindsey Graham-style, warhawk establishment Republicans), I will choose the Republicans every time, despite that they have economically very rightwing policies that I strongly disagree with. The MAGA Republicans may be the flu, but the Democrats are terminally deadly cancer.

    Now get out and vote please, everybody.

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    He’s the candidate that cares.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And, like Putin, all the other candidates have been jailed. Now that’s convenience.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 2 years ago

    Democrats: Dirk Raider is clearly a Republican.

    Republicans: Dirk Raider is clearly a Democrat.

    Me: Writes in my dog’s name on the ballot.

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    trainnut1956  about 2 years ago

    So, Dirk Raider is a Democrat, eh?

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    blakerl  about 2 years ago

    I have already voted early. I only voted once, filled out my own ballot. The election is over for me, except for the counting.

    I wish Tim Rickard had come up with a better joke. This is old and not funny.

    You owe us an apology, this was just not funny. I did not laugh. you owe me a good laugh, try to do better.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Another landslide for Vlad, er, I mean Dirk…

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    old_geek  about 2 years ago

    https://www.thefarside.com/2022/11/08/0

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  about 2 years ago

    Ah the good old days, growing up in Hudson County and knowing that your great grandparents and grandparents voted every election day despite the fact they were buried in the cemetery down the road.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That’s what happens if you don’t vote Blue.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Democracy at work.

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    lawguy05  about 2 years ago

    Yep – he’s a Demoncrat alright.

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    bakana  about 2 years ago

    There is some Truth to this: A RepubliKlan operative was caught, years ago now, pre-marking Blank Ballots for use on Election Day with a chemical that was invisible to the naked eye but which the Infrared light used to Scan the ballots could see very plainly.

    If the voter marked the same candidate as the chemical, it scanned fine. But, the Pens placed around the Precinct that day were carefully chosen for an ink that did not respond well to Infrared, so the Chemical marks on many of the ballots were read instead of the Voters choices for the Democratic candidate.

    The guy was caught and the ballots had to be hand counted.

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    rwoods_rio  about 2 years ago

    Better barrow a page from president for life elections1: Step one Dirk declares he is running for office 2: Arrest or deport any other candidate with half a chance 3: Find someone that will say crazy things and put him or her up as a candidate. 3: Vote for the Great Dirk Raider or candidate X that promises to tax air, cut wages and would make clog dancing mandatory.

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