Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 09, 2022

Why shouldn’t he run across the piano, then? All lizards have scales.

It must be a tegu.

Bob is a rare South American parrot — not a “duck.” Bob is a philosopher. Bob would not hurt the lizard. Bob would just discuss world affairs with the lizard — and they would come to the conclusion that the world is in a horrible mess these days.

Could be worse…the lizard could be playing the theme from “Jaws”…

Since when do they have a piano?

Cartoon houses are infinite. Just ask Snoopy.

Are you sure that wasn’t Ookie?

Lizards like music.

I once had a three-legged ferret who liked to do that.

He asked the dog, the cat… what about the duck (or, sorry, Rare South American Parrot)? Could the duck maybe get rid of the lizard?

Don’t forget to tip the piano lizard.

My cat does that at about 2 am if I forget to put the cover down.

That would be a large lizard. Is his name Mark?

At least it’s not a kitten.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBxRRUj1bcA

It’s when it starts playing recognizable tunes, that you have to start to worry.

She wears her glasses to bed?