Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 01, 2022

Hey Duke, time to get medieval with that jerk!!!

One little girl will be happy if this guy leaves the family for a while.

Where in the wide, wide world of sports did Z get eight whole dollars?

Zeke’s “negotiating” with the wrong person, you need to upgrade your offer…and then some!

I guess air holes cost more than $8.

Hey Duke, why haven’t you zip tied him yet? Are you waiting for him to run so you can plug him? …please.

… gotta love a good ‘Blazing Saddles/Slim Pickens’ reference

You really have to wonder what is going inside JJs head. Maybe she wasn’t;t happy with Mike anymore, but geez..

For $8 a month Elon will let you pretend to be whoever you want to be in his app.

‘Borrowed’ from Mike’s Ex…

About the trunk…Zeke better hope Duke never saw WHITE HEAT.

The cops have the serial numbers on the 8 bucks,but why tell Duke?

Sounds like they are going to wait until he gets in. :(

Duke in his Boba Fett stage. Gotta love it!

Better save the $8, Uncle Stupidhead. you might need to to bribe the guards in your new "home’

Wonder if Duke uses one of those “bean bag” guns?

“Son, wait until he’s IN the trunk. Then, shoot bullet holes in for him to breathe.”