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That’s where Judge Judy learned that trick. She occasionally wields a fly swatter to get an annoying insect. Her original instrument is not a wand but a pen.
I love when tools have two completely different unrelated uses. You can also use it to turn your hamburger patty over on the grill. (BEST BEFORE you use it for this purpose though.)
Reminds me of my recent annoying experience with a stink bug. Found him crawling up the side of my evening scotch & water. The cocktail glass was all wet with condensation – don’t know how he hung on, must have really been thirsty. He gave me the one finger salute as he was being “flushed”.
Before my house was re-painted inside, the woman who cleans my house asked me what was on my wall around my large living room windows. I said those were dead flies. She asked me why I left them there, and I said it was a warning to others. Nothing is allowed to fly inside here. They are welcome to leave, otherwise, they are a trophy.
Doug K over 2 years ago
His trusty magic wah … uh … fly swatter.
profbob over 2 years ago
That’s where Judge Judy learned that trick. She occasionally wields a fly swatter to get an annoying insect. Her original instrument is not a wand but a pen.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
I have always thought that “Lumos” was a good spell.
dcdete. over 2 years ago
I love when tools have two completely different unrelated uses. You can also use it to turn your hamburger patty over on the grill. (BEST BEFORE you use it for this purpose though.)
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Who knew his wand was a multi-tasker?
zerotvus over 2 years ago
still like my electronic one better……
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I agree with ya, Wiz. Good thing I don’t have to deal with flies anymore now that the weather’s frigid.
assrdood over 2 years ago
Reminds me of my recent annoying experience with a stink bug. Found him crawling up the side of my evening scotch & water. The cocktail glass was all wet with condensation – don’t know how he hung on, must have really been thirsty. He gave me the one finger salute as he was being “flushed”.
1953Baby over 2 years ago
My gramma’s (Methodist minister’s wife) was always, “Go to Jesus!”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
It is truly hard to beat the effectiveness of a good fly swatter. SplatterKaDabra!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Gotcha!
rshive over 2 years ago
Incantations are best if they do something useful.
rattlemycage over 2 years ago
An incantation has to be spoken.
EnlilEnkiEa over 2 years ago
Less is more.
blakerl over 2 years ago
paranormal over 2 years ago
One day they may grow to giant proportions and get even…
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
Sometimes you can’t improve on the tried and true.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
Before my house was re-painted inside, the woman who cleans my house asked me what was on my wall around my large living room windows. I said those were dead flies. She asked me why I left them there, and I said it was a warning to others. Nothing is allowed to fly inside here. They are welcome to leave, otherwise, they are a trophy.
Calliope22471 over 2 years ago
I need one of those…