The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 17, 2022

Eyes up here Frosty.

Get your eyes off my behind Frosty!

Cheeky monkey.

Well, they must have popped out when you walked in. I never would have put them down on your seat on purpose (wink, wink)

But I never!

Butt, it was an accident..

‘Sno problem

You’re just too cool to be true

My coal eyes are burning for you

You’d be like a sno-cone to munch

I want to lick and slurp you so much

And when Spring Thaw has arrived

And if we both have survived

I’d like to slump against you

As we slowly melt, just us two …

Hindsight is 20/20.

" Objects in the rear may appear closer than they are."

“I’ve got eyes in the back of my *.”

Hindsight

Frosty’s sex-addict brother, Pervy

((((((( GASP❗️))))))) ….either he was infatuated with her big butt or she really sat on him….☺️☺️☺️☺️….bartender, can we have two martinis…..

Had your eyes fixed on em eh you naughty frosty you.

Azz SNOWman ?

Love is blind.

Hey, hey my eyes are down HERE!

So why were his eyes in a place where she could inadvertently sit on them?

He’s got a nose for trouble.

Sit on it. :)

My eyes are up here.

CENSORED?

but he still has the talent to grab his drink..drink it down and walk down to the end of the bar…turn around and face her

Worst pick up line ever!

My eyes are up here. Oh wait, they are down there.

Does this coal make my butt look big?

Had to read it twice

he had his eyes on that seat until she came and sat there…

That story is a complete snow job.

Butt, I… didn’t see that coming. Wait did she sit on his fac… what? Nooooo…

I wonder if he liked it when she sat on his face.